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N O T I C E
TO ALL VISITORS
WHAT
YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS IS AN AMATEUR RADIO STATION
LICENSED
AS:__________________
BY
INDUSTRY CANADA .
BEFORE
YOU ASK THE QUESTIONS, HERE ARE THE ANSWERS:
- The
total cost of this equipment cannot be discussed here as it creates
marital conflicts.
- No,
we cannot send a message to your brother in Hong Kong,
we suggest you call Western Union .
- This
is strictly a hobby; we do not have the facilities or the time to fix
TV sets, Radios or Hi-Fi. We suggest
that you see a serviceman.
- Yes,
the antenna in the backyard is essential to the operation of the
equipment.
- The
farthest station we have contacted has been in the Ubangiland.
- The
cards on the wall are called QSL cards. They are confirmation of
contacts made with other stations.
- Oh,
No !!! Never does this station equipment
interfere with Television reception.
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FURTHERMORE
IF
YOU ARE INVITED TO SPEAK INTO THE MICROPHONE,
PLEASE OBSERVE THE FOLLOWING RULES:
- Speak
in a low and soothing tone
- Do
not disagree with me in any manner.
- Say
no bad words and tell no off-color jokes.
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DO
NOT TOUCH ANYTHING, TURN ANY KNOBS,
SIT ON EQUIPMENT, ETC.
I
HAVE LOST SEVERAL VISITORS BY ELECTROCUTION
IN THE PAST FEW WEEKS.
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